Previously:
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to promote a new Spider-Man movie, mankind must produce and distribute a new version of that character's fruit snacks. To my knowledge there was no new version of the beloved gummies for "Spider-Man: Homecoming" so let's see what "Far From Home" brings to the lunchbox scene:
As of this writing, Spider-Man is dead and exists as a pile of dust on Titan...so I guess he eventually gets better. The release of these snacks isn't exactly what I'd call a spoiler since I think we all saw his resurrection coming. I mean, you're not exactly gonna be excited about buying faceless, formless (possibly flavorless?) fruit snacks so the return of our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man was a given. Unfortunately his return didn't seem to warrant any new shapes. Let's see the breakdown:
Eh...nothing we haven't seen before sadly...two Spidey faces, two Spidey poses and two Spidey webs...all of them repurposed from previous fruit snacks releases. I understand the need to cut corners from time to time and re-use a shape or two but, c'mon!
This is the MCU Spidey! Let's put some effort into it! How about a Nicky Fury shape or a big Mysterio fish bowl head shape? Seems easy enough. I'd even settle for Ned or Aunt May. But I guess we get what we get. Does a fruit snack by any other shape not taste as sweet?
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